Yesterday I watched House Party for the first time.
Pause the drama. I know, I know. I shoulda been seen that, right? I know. But yesterday was my first time. Let's move on.
As far as storyline goes, I think that it was okay.
As far as dopeness, I must give props to this film.
I appreciated the following things:
1. The '90s clothes.
2. Kid's ridiculous high top fade.
3. A.J. Johnson, Martin Lawrence, Tisha Campbell, Robin Harris.
But what I really loved was the dancing. I wish dudes now would dance instead of grinding all the time at parties. I understand and respect that gangstas don't dance, but I don't think I've ever met any real gangstas, so the dudes at the parties I go to should dance.
I don't care if they bust out the Kid 'N Play. I don't care if they have a high top fade.
Just show me the '90s dancing. Challenge me to a dance battle. Make me think twice about wearing flats or heels out. Make me bust out the Jordans and have to practice my dance moves before going out. On the dance floor, let's dance, not grind. At least not all the time.
Fellas, I would appreciate it. Please and thank you.
- K. Rocka